There once was a Parrot headed women smell like weazles in weird underpants with long hair braided With String And Then A Giant

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That made no sense so they Decided to Go and Try the Other one On the other foot the left or right the left which was in a A deformed way that When he walked into the house He limped and fell on The carpet And then he felt a person next to a lamp which was really bright and shiny told the person who had hair to cut it or else i will eat your ears an take your family to meet the crazy green frog who exterminates people and animals That are slightly deranged. And out of this They turned and saw What they had asked For from the bridge in the middle of the town They stood On top of a big house Which was in the middle of a lake So then a big Scary saskwatch touched himself and felt Really. weird Because You Stabbed Me With a Little Wand lol That Hurts If u touch it While The one and only one for ME TO get mad with and then a dog came and bit me in the leg, because It lost his toy and found a bone which needed to be burried again before it rotted away and turned into a giant with three little stones and a big jumbo sausage with chips and curry and popadoums shaped like fishes on stilts with ladies and men that are animals with huge claws and smelly sweaty feet with warts and horrible crusty, green cheese on gross bread which was rotten with little...