Isnt rambling walking? Am sure it is yano Tids and when ya go for a good 'ol ramble in the forest you can...ARGHHHHHH OMG i just thought, wat if BRELLA TREE IS IN FOREST? (Not Gump)

*Ohno*

AM SCARED

Oh dont be scared Flange

mmmmmmm i could do with either baps or sausages pete

PETES NOT HERE

He's busy driving raund Landan trying to flog wickers baskets to the homeless who havent got anywhere to put them cos they aint got anywhere to live so Pits gunna have a foine toime there isnt he eh?

Asda, on the other hand sell loads of fresh fruit and veg, but why??

i am reli pmslllllllllllll at this thread
i dno they should sell more fresh chocolate and cheese

Wrong Anser Mufty D

Asda sell loads of fresh fruit and veg!! WHY?

PMSL @ That! Love the (Not Gump) HAHA!

too tired to figure out these mind ticking questions, So ill leave it for the brains


(Still laughing at "Not Gump") lol

OH MY GOD! WHY DOES ASDA SELL LOADSA FRESH FRUIT AND VEG??







(LOL @ Gump too)

they sell them because they think they are more easy to sell then sausages

Ahhh so thats why old phone boxes were bright red!! Duurrrrr Paula!

Was it someone called Bell that invented the Phone???

Indeed it was, After she divorced the beast for "O.O.T Body hair issue's"
She decided to make a great invention to show the public shes not just a pretty face...
Tho she wasnt as smart as what people thought...
In 1975 when found dead in the cover of a red phone box for not installing door handles, We Discovered she's thick! And also a bit perv once police traced phone numbers she wer calling :S:S:S

Why do people txt "Babe" ??

She called me! MY LORD

Cos they think they are all txt'ing Moi Silly!

Babe was a Pig in the City yano? lil cute piggy but wat i wanna know is why the city? why not some farm? I mean isnt that where they make stuff?

I heard Bell called you cos shes a billy no mates, But someone told me Billy has mates...On the farm where babe wer born, They moved Babe to the city cos Billy's mates kept poking/pulling her teats



Edited at 11:19 Fri 24/10/08 (BST)

I Like teats but i dont see what the relevence is here so dont confuse me wen am about to eat straw!!

Gettin back to Bells N babes...did you know that while ama Babe YOUR a bell?

But why do they have Bells on Bikes and not babes??


















(Im lmao)

(PMSLLLLL!)

Thank you for exposing im a bell in public, Didnt really want people to know this moment in time, As ive only just been polished, Nice and shinny for the pope to ring me round the farm.
The straw!??? Dont eat that!! Billy's mates use them for poo sticks behind ur back when your having fun ringing the bell

Edited at 11:32 Fri 24/10/08 (BST)

OMG how stupid are you? That was JACK STRAW they used!!!

Youve been polished for De Hunchback not the Pope, he's not even in the vicinity, he's gone to try and Sort Madge N Guys Marriage out cos Lorraine Kelly sed she cudnt cope with the media pressure!

Hunchback died 4 years ago =/
You must be thinking of his twin brother Jade Goody
Guy apparently said she can only last 4minutes in the bedroom, I dont blame him ditching the pop princess, Must be like living with a Virgin, They need a "Holiday" Cos it would be...It would be so nice. In a beautiful island, La isla bonita, guy needs to keep an eye on that San pedro Geezer, We all know that one time he txt Maddy saying im "Crazy for you" He was nothing more then just a Beautiful stranger, He took madge to the Candy shop and gave it to her...The candy that is

WHYS LORRAINE KELY STICKING HER NOSE IN?

(Lmaoooooooooooooo)


WHYS LORRAINE KELY STICKING HER NOSE IN?


Can i fone a friend, i hate it when i dunno the answers yano *Sighs*

Ok, But dont fone bell, Shes useless! Plus shes cleaning the candle stick holder whilst clock watching

*Fones Man De Twan*

Me:"Low, dat you Man"

Man:"Oh Hello Darling, are you ok? Whats up"

Me: "Low, am ok ta Man, Yano Lorraine Kelly"?

Man: "The wan Petes mom Looks like?"

Me: "Nah thats Peggy Mitch!!, Lorraines off ITV"

Man:"Oh Yah, yeah go on sugar, Tabbout her"

Me: "Whys she sticking her nose in"

Man: "Cos Christian From Eastenders refused me"

Me: "Mwa Twan..oops i mean Man Ya a star"

*races back to SQ game*


Plums have bigger stones in to make them look mar plamp



Edited at 12:06 Fri 24/10/08 (BST)