Ahh the purple carrot- i let smithy deal with that really- but right now hes answering this question

How has the conflict in Northern Ireland been represented through visual and other media? In your answer, you should focus on at least one of the following: political murals, movies and popular music

in an exam hall somewhere near dublin

So i guess it all comes down to me to defeat the analogy of the purple carrot.........if the carrot is purple that means it is still fresh and hasnt been dipped in the paint pot yet......so it cant have been cooked or frozen by any rabbits.
I GOT IT!

The rabbit is the purple carrot because his mother was sleeping around the proverbial field.....so if you add 18 you get the obvious answer-





PAULA

Edited at 16:30 Tue 20/05/08 (BST)

My god! Your a genius!

Would never of figured out the Purple Rabbit sleeping around proverbial field!

Very weldone Mike that was a Toughy!

So...Whats the Question?
*Gets coloring book out & crayons*

(I have just PMSL reading that back! SMITHBIT would you mind if we got a mod to change the title of this to what Mike calls 'The Random Thread'?? Plz Plz Get it changed!)

(Can i play? Do i just post any random crap? IM PMSL)

(NO PAWLOR! We have to be Patient and wait for the question)

*Hands out Prozac*

If smithbit fails the exam he is taking whilst i ramble on what job will he end up doing-

a) mcdonalds worker
b) lawyer
c) magician
d) Bitter exam board test marker
e) clown (the scary ones off ashes to ashes)
f) Tesco fag counter sales
g) Incapacity benefit
h) drug dealer
i) used car salesman
j) dog breeder
k) magic carpet salesman
l) jammie dodger biscuit operative
m) illegal immigrant to japan
n) policeman
o) big brother contestant
p) A "family guy"
q) a scriptwriter on a new series of qu eer as folk
r) a cookie tester
s) a corrupt policeman trapped inside GTA SAn Andreas the Reamke
t) A football manager (on fm08 obviously)
u) a legendary online pool player
v) a failed student/retaking exams for rest of life
w) a packet of cheese and onion crisps
x) a box of matches
y) A lion
z) If he fails he will turn to dust like a moth!

you may only guess one answer per post!

Edited at 16:44 Tue 20/05/08 (BST)

If it was me, i'd definetly take W!!

dave? that would be good if u can!

But if you took cheese and onion crisps that would only leave a hole and a spade for Smithbit! Then what would he do?

Edited at 16:49 Tue 20/05/08 (BST)

(IM CRYING HERE PMSLLLLLL)

Ahh Once again this will take hard thinking & grass stains....

Im gonna be daring and go with answer W

Reason being- I discovered if the onion is REALLY an onion, Would keep away the Lion, The police man, The Qu eers, The drug Dealer, The Magician, The Laywer, The clown, The family guy, The Cookie tester, The failed Student, The footy Manager, The Pool lagand, The moth, The sales man, The fag counter, The test marker, As all these are allergic to rednees and butter...

That leaves the Mc'Donalds worker who is use to working with Onions and rats...

Now...If the cheese is willing to risk his family for the onion...And the onion takes the job at the new woolworths....

That leaves nothing but USB Ports!
Soooooooooooooooo......If the USB port is left...
That means 27% Packard Bell

(OMG Paula you choose W too I didnt see I SWEAR ha)

Edited at 16:54 Tue 20/05/08 (BST)

(I Never! MCQ did..Tart)

27% Packard Bell means theres a 2% chance of Dell going into share with Walkers crisps (hence the W) How would they manage on Dinner Hour??

(Oh lol silly pit)

Oh well..You see Thats where MAC comes into it...
he did have an agreement with the resturant for £7.24 an hour for covering the dinner breaks...

But still theres still that slight problem of gillet flying Ann Robinson's house


Im out of Posts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No one post! No one can be happy if i car

Edited at 17:06 Tue 20/05/08 (BST)

(LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Cha on abarrr?? just cos YOU cant post! WE WILL! lmao)


Annes house went under the hammer tho, when they had the summer fair in the barristers stately home on the grounds of River Island when they sold Ice cream for 52p leaving Wall's Factory to fend for The Chippy.

Does Chips go with Ice cream tho?

None of you got it- the answer was actually a- a mcdonalds worker. He told me it was his dream job

someone else can ask a question as mine are obviously too logical for your random brains

Edited at 18:53 Tue 20/05/08 (BST)

Your Q's are too logical for our random brains cos ours fills up with air when we try to blow a balloon up and we inhale!!!

That doesnt answer if chips go with Ice cream tho does it Mike?

chips only go with ice cream very other bank holiday! You should know that Paula seeing as President John Lennon introduced it!

And you may only eat them in a shopping centre with 30plus shops otherwise it is within the law for any person who sees you to set you on fire or set their dog on you!

Your all forgetting the Angry MP3...
Why dosnt anyone listening to his wisdom words

(IM BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

(Mike ya mean EVERY bank Hol)


If people listen to his wisdom words they catch the measles and have to smear themselves in tar from Turkey that why!, besides rubber dingys cant carry more than 12 field mice at a time and thats cos the MP4's better!

MP4's give out Deadly Rash towards baby goldfish
Thats why they invented IPOD Silly!

But yeah....Bout the rubber dingy, Can totally relate to that Paw...12 field mice tho?

Sure its 12/quarter just like my dad

Cheese rules the world from 2034! my postamn had a vision

so whats the current question then.........