All we know is falling...

(Well sleeping beauty did it... her record was 100 years, but I reckon I can beat it )

Falling over things is something i do well..

( lol, comparing yourself to sleeping beauty are you?.. slightly worrying but i'll pretend i didn't hear it)

Well I never would have guessed you were clumsy

(Oh, I don't have to compare myself to her - everyone knows I'm much better looking )

Clumsy is something i do best..

(Lol, your modesty know no bounds)

Best foot forward everyone!

(Well, it makes up for my self-coonfidence that you waved goodbye to! )

Everyone should run and Hide!..

(Well, considering it was so easily dissolved, musn't have been to great).

Hide the cookies, Bob's here!

(it wasn't, hence the huge amount of modesty )

Here! give them to me, i'll get rid of the food!..

(Ahh.. that makes a great deal of sense actually..)

Food? Where? I want some!

(It does? I'm glad one of us understands it )

Some food for you? never! mine now!..

(Lol, shh, people will think you don't know what you're talking about )

Now, surely you can share?

(lol, then they'd be right )

Share? okay, i don't even want it, have it all..

All? You're too generous

Generous people are few and far between.

Between you and me mate, i think it sucks!

Sucks...... now there's a word!

Word up people

People are people tell me why should it be!

Be gone!

Gone in 60 seconds!!