I was reading this on another site and found it hilarious lol it's amazing what some people will take, so whats the most useless thing you've had stolen then?

A pencil holder.

lmao, everybody needs one of those

A bike that was really really broken. I was gonna chuck it out for scrap but thought I'd leave it. Either way someone broke into my back garden and stole it for me. I never did get to thank them!

I've stole post it notes from my current job, although they're very handy for when doing observations on children!


I suppose stealing a BP sign, the ones with concrete on the bottom one night would go down as the most useless item I've stolen, but me and my mate were under the influence and thought why not. BP are just take take take, it's time we had something back. My mates mum didn't like it when she looked out onto her back porch though......

Someone nicked a flat beer that they though was mine. we had used it to flick ash in and other things (we was at a bikers rally)

I once nicked one of them flashing orange lights that they use on roadworks...there was an excessive amount of them, i fell aslepp in bed with it still flashing away, goodness knows what people thought if they saw it flashing thru the curtains......drunken times

fish food and a pencil topper

my dustbin wen we had them before wheelie bins , and they even took the rubbish in it haha

2 rubber bands, didn't do anything with except ping them at my mum!

I've borrowed!! (lol as opposed to had stolen) - large heavy duty cones from a roadworks site - needed them for goal posts at football training - makes a change for them to be put to good use instead of sitting around holding up the traffic with no workmen around

Edited at 17:47 Fri 18/04/08 (BST)

A toy from a kinder egg! I was about six and felt so guilty!

Some one nicked me bike lock and not the bike once

I was once doing a paper round, and i didnt have a bike! was hard on big paper day so walking past another paper shop on me round i took a bike was sitting there looking at me *it was a crap old bike finished me round in record time and dropped back off at shop!

To this day i never know if the old fella finished his round !!!

I've, um... "accidently" run over some of those when I was taking motorcycle lessons. =/

No one has stolen anything except of value from me, but I have seen someone steal a beer tap at a hockey game once.

Edited at 23:04 Fri 18/04/08 (BST)

when i was a kid/teenager we nicked a load of beer towels from the washing line at the back of a pub, sewn them all together(well my mum did) and made a big beach towel out of them.

I had my heart stole once......go on, feel free to puke lol

my dignity

I've quite an extensive list...

To date:

3 "Men at Work" Traffic signs (one of which we decided would be a good idea to run into, its recorded too if anyone wants to watch )
A beer Keg
A plant
Traffic Cones
2 Umbrellas
A glow stick
3 Lollipops (Wrapped)
A chair
A Street Sign (curently in my m8's shed back home)
A 12ft metal pole/bar thing (seemed like a challenge)

And finaly my favourite and most impressive...

A whole Big Red telephone box

(Took 8 of us to carry it)

Just remembered a recent night out...

Tricycle, Metal Bucket and a suitcase but i cycled the tricycle into a wall and it snapped in half

Edited at 12:23 Sat 19/04/08 (BST)

LMAO how the hell did you manage that hahahah, red telephone box thats a mint souvenir for a night out though lol.

not really had many things stolen as people were afraid of the two german shephards waiting in the back garden lol, only thing i can remember is the number off the front door.... cant imagine what someone would want with it though lol

i had a mini moto stolen but it was a non runner anyway but i found out who took it and stole it back!! it was a priciple thing!

Edited at 13:42 Sat 19/04/08 (BST)

Edited at 13:44 Sat 19/04/08 (BST)

Lol!

At school last year, I had me pencil case nicked.

The theives stole:
2 biro pens that had run out
A fountain pen case
And Pencil that was about 2cm long

They left:
My calculator
My fountain pen
And my glasses!

They missed everything of value lol.

Then to cap it off, they returned it to my form tutor with an extra Rubber and Sharpener in it!


Funniest thing that has ever happened lol

Edited at 16:17 Sat 19/04/08 (BST)

haha the calcultor is the best thing to steal....you always need a caculator