Caiti wants to let him!

war_criminal is in fact a war crimes trial judge and nothing like a war criminal!

MMT is incarcerated at Carstairs for heinous crimes against the smurfs! and only gets out of his 8x8 cell for 1 hr a day!

war_criminal spends his spare time playing water polo with a group of pigeons in piccadilly circus

Edited at 14:01 Wed 21/05/08 (BST)

mmt uses his rehabilitation into the community time to come and watch the water polo games.

war_criminal has just had a sudden urge to lend me £4000 on a 5% interest rate over 1 year!
Cheers mate

Mike enjoys spending the odd Sunday licking vanilla ice cream from in between his toes whilst watching Jeramy Kyle

Actually pete jeremy kyle is a.....a.....dead int---el--lectua-l show ill have you know!

lmao

Pete is actually a air stewardess and only goes by the name pete on here. In the real world he is a very atrractive young lady known as Dave

Mad mike really is mad. He has recently escaped from an asylum.

The reason he was in there... well.. let's just say those poor o'l circus performers will never be the same again!.. .

Meliss does secret private dances for Hothead Bob to make sure he doesnt get too homesick

(Hahah! nice one, highly amusing..)

Warcriminal adopts little children and uses them purely as a way to attract the ladies.

Meliss is Kylie Minogues wee sister!

gg_vul is eminems blood brother
(And is also an undercover chav leader for the youngsters and they do Asda sweet department over)

Edited at 16:06 Thu 22/05/08 (BST)

Pitbull_pete stands on the corner of streets singing & dancing for money. However, he doesn't know how to dance, and can only knows Celine Dion songs.. so he doesn't do too well..

meliss tought him the songs and is head of the
celine dion fan club

007jb1 IS Celine Dion

caiti is jealous because she wants to be celine dion

dave_c is only saying that to try to hide his feeling for caiti when he's about to break down and confess his undying love to her!!!

Meeko is Chanels' twin (from big brother)and often does risqué photo shoots in her place. :-o

Edited at 04:36 Thu 29/05/08 (BST)

lol sandi this was suppose to be an accusation not the truth Jk

Sandi is really a 35 year old married man with 6 kids posing as "sandi" to try to get closer to me and gain my trust before she starts stalking me