this may sound stupid but do you really only have one eye?

Nooo Tally he has TWO glass eyes.

seriously or is lew being sarcy as he always is?!

He has two glass eyes, double glazed aswell they are.

1_eye you tell him!!!!

I actually have about 5 perspex eyes.

(Although I only wear one at any given time...)

Are they different colours?

Would be so cool having one red eye and one blue eye.

how did it happen Mr one? ohh and I do apologize for making a joke about it on the 'poster thread' thought it was just a name, sorry.

Stoke City RULES

Salisbury City FC

Motherwell FC.

COME ON YE WELL!

Keegan's just been named new, Newcastle manager!

Wonder how long he'll last!?

Alan Shearer to become his assistant anybody?

Wouldn't surprise me! Seems they make their decisions with their hearts rather than brains!

Newcastle United have been my comedy channel for years now, hope Keegan brings in Lineker and Hansen...

come on u u'llll

That won't be in January because the asking price is too high. I reckon they'll go on a free in the summer once their contract's run out with the BBC. I hear they are looking for a central partnrship of Babb and (insert any spurs defender here) for next season.