whatever cheeky!

cough cough

I woke up a couple of months ago with a 32 inch lcd tv which i didnt remember buying, had to go back to tesco and explain that i didnt want it ( very embarrassing ). The 24 hour stores should give you a breath test on the way in to make sure you are of sound mind before they let you loose around the electrical department, lol

when i was 15 i stabbed myself in the face with a fork trying to eat a pot noodle.

Looooool !
Gutted..

lmao sounds like you had a good night

i done it with trainers an a coat £300 wasted cause by morning they wasnt in very good shape...
coat ripped and the trainers scuffed n grass stained lol

I piddled in a fountain outside leicester square station on Monday. Always wanted to do that.

Erm, yes... incident involving a lot of whisky, a wall, and what I thought was a shortcut.




Edited at 05:15 Thu 31/01/08 (GMT)

just found this- lmao- it will get archived in a couple of weeks without a post and i bet plenty of people have got something to add to it

God! ive done loadsa things when ive been drunk!!
Had to be reminded the next day tho LMAO..

I had my mates Laffin their heads off over something as stupid as dancing (well Twirling) in the garden! We'd all been out there drinking and eating and it started really pouring it down but cos i was half gone, i was like woooooooooooooo *twirls* on the grass..me feet were minty me hair was soaked, so was i, and i was just twirling and laffing while they was all in the kitchen shoutin PAULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA get in! omg shes off her head! phones come out piks got took the lot PMSL

I'm too young to drink, but I remember going to a party where some of the more thrill-seeking guys decided it would be fun to cut the legs off an ironing board and surf down the staircase. I had a lot of fun explaining to the landlord why there was a door missing (after they ran into it at the bottom and completely knocked it off the hinges).

my mate got arrested last night because he came out of a night club and pinched a police womans bum.

He's in the cells as we speak waiting for court on monday morning. wish i would of been there.

Not such a clever thing to do, harrassing women, never mind women police officers!


I'm not even gonna start to tell of drunken antics......

i'm drunk right now..........never played better haha

Shocking behaviour!!.........Try not to drink alcohol that much....makes me do daft things!! do like a nice glass of Lemon Squash though.....much more Palletable

I haven't a clue what happened on Friday, all i know is i have huge cuts on both my elbows, very infected , a bruised hip, bruised eye, ?100 euro missing from my account and a laser card debit from an off-license for ?45

Good times

WAREVA!!^^^^






LMAO @ THAT! ^^^


Ever pushed ur mate home in a trolley that u have found??? HA HA HA HA Cant even steer them whem am sober!!!!!

nope , but i pushed my son home in one after a new years eve family night out , got fed up of waiting for my lift so in he got lol till i met a grass verge and out he tipped , white jacket covered in grass stains lol never laughed so much in my life

x x

LMAO Ours tipped when i tried to get it off the kerb,,AND i was going very slow and careful too!

LMAO Thinking back

dont even mention trolley's to me.

Am about 6 foot 3" and one time when i was was with my "mates" we found a trolly and i got in it. Whilst i was being pushed a huge gang of people appeared and chased us. My "mates" all ran but i was stuck in the trolley. I got quite the beating.

Btw i wasnt drunk but i just wanted you people to know the true dangers of trolleys.


It is quite funny but.