Im not even gonna attempt or bother to post...
They'll only get edited

Ive thought about this....heres one....

Few months ago was in Crewe with my mates, After a whole day drinking stupidly

Got back to our hotel rooms with a few bottles of JD....lol...I cornered my mates girlfriend in the bathroom naked reading verses of the bible to her
for a good 15-20mins with a sachet of sugar over my head and erm....A beer mat somewere on my body :O
(Why do they always have bibles in hotel rooms?)

More happened but would only get edited

LOL !! Ask someone else that !!

I took a Muffin to bed with me last friday

When i woke up and found dryed up chocolate smudged in the sheets, I paniced and thought i got Stabbed...Or better yet...Had a little accident





Edited at 20:35 Mon 7/07/08 (BST)

Im sure there's a Moral in this thread somewhere!!

A little song i picked up on a rugby tour to a somewhat renowned place in Holland..

A Window In Old Amsterdam

A girl lived in a window in old Amsterdam
A window with a girl in, and god she was glam
She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a window in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus:
I saw a girl
Where?
There on the stair
Where on the stair?
Right there
A lil girl with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yh
This girl she got lonesome,she took her a life
A window with lights in,its hardly surprisin
She sang every morning,How lucky I am,
Living in a window in old Amsterdam
Chorus
First she had triplets and then she had quins
A window with quins in,and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning,How lucky we are
Living in a window,in Amsterdam, ya!
Chorus
A girl lived in a window, so snug and so nice
Theres nobody there now but a whole lot of mice !

When i was 16 me and my friends had a session<<<<<<Irish term for drinking in a field.....Anyway after we drank are brains out we wen't back to his house cause we had no tent or anything to sleep in,as i was the smallest of the group i got no bed to sleep in so i slept on a stereo lol,the next morning they turned it on full blast and scared the crap out of me haha

From this day i have a fear of stereo's

LMAOOOOO Zodiac! What did they play for you?

Weirdest object ive slept on was probably 14 Toasters

BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGE

Oh dear :S

Thats nothing i drunk bleach that was in a small lemonade bottle yuk the smell of bleach still brings bak the memorys of having to stick my fingers down throat to puke it bak up.