squished it and

It had a funny smell to it,so

The dog, who's name was fussy hole (cos it didnt like dog food) walked away and as he was crossing the road, fussy hole spotted a........

a guy eating hot-dog and...

and Mary Poppins lol talking to....

never mind XD

Edited at 14:10 Thu 20/09/07 (BST)

the guy eating the hot dog decided it would be cool to.....

Randomly start singing the Tellytubbies at the top of his voice with a gob full of hotdog much to the disgust of Mr Mustard the hot dog sellers mate who grabbed hold of his............

his sausage began

pulsating........

and sweating he looked at it and thopught what shall i do, so he

looked at it really hard and decided once and for all tooooooo

Give it a lil polish and then..........

It might

suddenly manage to squirm and.......

stub its toe on the rock that magically poofed there then out of no where...

a truck hit him, sending him flying across the street into...

a(n)...

Edited at 04:31 Sat 22/09/07 (BST)

wall, from which he bounced off right into the lap of a lady sitting on a bench near by....

this really fat and smelly lifeguard who was wearing...