he had some...

cookies but he .....

didnt eat them he...

just watched them while he.....

ate a cheeseburger then...

questioned whether to munch on the cookies but then he seen a

Huge Double Decker bus coming towards him! He back off in shock, but backed right into a lampost and knocked himself out! The bus wasfull off Pensioners who rushed to his aid and as they were all hovering over him..............

he woke up and the first thing he said was............

where the hell are my cookies

to which one of the pensioners, hid the bag of cookies he found on the floor next to him..............

stashed them in his pocket and ran but

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Realised he didnt even like Cookies and thought to himself "OH WTF! He stopped runnin, turned round went back over and lashed the cookies saying.." THERE! Keep ya stinking cookies i dnt like them anyway, i only stashed them cos i thought they was.........

something else! With that everyone stopped talking and just stared.......

At The old man who by now was.........

going all red with embarrassment......

and in shocked as the man picked up his broken cookies

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And lashed them again shouting "Cookies COOKIES?? I HATE Cookies I Love Cream Eggs Like Paula does.. I WANNA CREAM EGG!!*........
The Other pensioners were soooooooooooooo Shocked at his outburst that they.....

all started a riot

Until the Fat police officer (FPO 4 short) Came along..but the FPO didnt say ELLO ELLO ELLO Nope he never he sed..."