lmao its all lies , dont believe anything they say lol

x x

@ Jo



don't look, don't look
the shadows breathe
whispering me away from you
don't wake at night to watch her sleep
you know that you will always see
this trembling, adored, toussled bird-mad girl

every night i ****
every night i call your name
every night i ****
every night i fall again


Taken from the film The Crow **** = song name

Scratches head,

No cant think,and shut it tids no commenta lmao

wasnt gonna say a word.......*zipped mouth smilie*

OK I know this is sort of cheating but anyway.....

looked at soundtrack on amazon and only one song title really fitted in with that chorus and that was Burn

didnt say who performed it though

well cheat some more then find out who sang it then you can have a go

well you know i hate to do it.........

but oh well nevermind lol

The Cure?

yeah i know the pain and suffering it causes you.......but you are forgiven, ease your pain and have a go

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

American comedy songwriter with a parody of a hit single by one of the world's most famous performers

Fat - Al Yankovic

Sneaky parodies eh

stop pointing at me - its intimidating

but ok you can have it

If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll headbutt your face
i'm a mean motherlover,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don't think i'm a man that likes other men.

Censored in italics

Another comedy parody of a Canadian female singer/song writer.

Edited at 14:44 Thu 3/07/08 (BST)

hahaha not celine dion then

Woops might have been a bit deceiving.

The canadian singer/songwriter wrote and sung the original. The song I put is the parody of it, done by a male comedian.

But no, the original isn't Celine Dion anyways

Edited at 14:55 Thu 3/07/08 (BST)

Im sure it was either Billy Connolly or Roy chubby Brown, so im gonna say....
Roy Chubby Brown

arrrgh the song is in my head, its a version of an Elvis song

Edited at 15:48 Thu 3/07/08 (BST)

alanis morrisette the canadian?

Yep Alanis Morissette was the candadian, and not Roy Chubby Brown tids.

The originally song was Hand In My Pocket.

Think this might be a bit obscure for folk on the wrong side of the border maybe.....i didnt think it was though.

Right don't matter.

Was Evil Scotsman - Billy Connolly, would have been obvious to a fellow Scot i suppose, thought it was kind of universal.

I'm not going to stick the youtube link up or say to go on youtube to look for it, because it is very foul mouthed, but hilarious. But it is easily found simply by searching name title , think I covered myself there.

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast

Edited at 16:58 Thu 3/07/08 (BST)

land down under ~ men at work

do another colins we had that one not so long ago lol

I'm Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It's Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .

American singer, got to no1 (no idea if it was America or UK or both, definetly somewhere though lol) with this one.