Muhahaha

Aqua - Barbie Girl, and don't pretend you don't know it.

Edited at 17:23 Tue 5/08/08 (BST)

lmao i get told off for playing that song lol


hi barbie
hi ken
do you wanna go for a ride?
sure ken
jump in

i'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
life in plastic, it's fantastic
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
imagination, life is your creation


i have no shame lol x x

Edited at 17:36 Tue 5/08/08 (BST)

Haha fantastic.

I hope you were doing the different voices when typing it.

of course lol wouldn't attempt it any other way lol

i will survive ~ gloria ga ynor

First I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less,
I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd
Assault me in your bed.
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and
I Can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face,
my nose has vanished - not a trace
I only hope that your big knickers aren't
Made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home
With such a glut.
God the things that you get up to
when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly
Breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what
Made me want to court her?
.........

Edited at 22:08 Tue 5/08/08 (BST)

lmao no not a good enough attempt lol try again colin

Oh wrong one D'OH!!

Ok ok, the boring real version will have to do

first I was afraid i was petrified
kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
but I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
i grew strong
i learned how to carry on

lol you was hiding your talent well colin , your go

lmao @ the other one though

Right let's get bizarre!!

The Firm - Star Trekkin!

hahaha unforgettable

staaaaar trekkin' across the universe
on the starship enterprise
under Cpt Kirk
star trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward cause we can't find reverse

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

(spocky)
Theres life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
theres life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

hahaha pmsl laffin at that song

Haha yep tids

On yersel'

tiddd i think you just made our day alot brighter lmao , hard rocking yetti that you are lol

x x

i aim to please....now for more cheese.....

Teeny weeny insy winsy polka dot bikini - timmy mallet

( i think thats what its called )

itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini lmao

she was afraid to come out of the water
two three four tell the people what she wore

lmao its all i remember

well im not embarrassed getting the name wrong, and ill take your word thats how it goes.......you saddo lol

1 born every minute lol

Edited at 14:05 Thu 7/08/08 (BST)

oi less of the lip old timer x x i never said thats how it goes i just remember those words being in it lol

well its more than i know and i doubt anyone...(well colin might), will come forward and admit it....sooooooo misss smelly knickers....i declare its your go

Got to learn your cheese Jo. Get it sorted. lmao

Edited at 14:50 Thu 7/08/08 (BST)