how many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?









wanna go ride bikes?

WHAT? Pmslllllllllllllllllllll

already a jokes thread but that was funny lol

The receptionist found some cash in the office, apparently mislaid by a co-worker. She sent the following email: "If anybody can say where they lost $70, please let me know and it will be returned to you."

Within minutes one employee emailed back, "Kentucky Derby, 2001."

I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino and I wasn't sure how the machines operated.

"Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?"

The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.

"And where does the money come out?" I asked.

He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM."

a man goes to the hospital and the doctor tells him:
" I have good news and bad news. the bad news is you have a brain tumor and without treatment you will die within a week. But.... we now perfected brain transplants and there was a car wreck outside just 5 minutes ago, the man and woman were killed instantly. The woman's brain is $25,000 and the man's brain is $50,000."the doctor said.
"why is the woman's brain cheaper then the man's?" asked the patient.
"It was used" the doctor answered.