wish granted, but inflation is at 100,000,000,000% so you can't buy anything with it

I wish I could fly a plane

wish granted its plastic








i wish for good health

Wish granted, but you're now extremely ugly


I wish i could win the lottery

wish granted but you lose your ticket.

I wish i could have 1000 wishes

Edited at 11:14 Fri 1/06/07 (BST)

wish granted but all of them meen u have to die.



I wish i could have a ferrari enzo and nothing would happen with it.

Edited at 11:20 Fri 1/06/07 (BST)

wish granted..... ur drunk and loose your licence









i wish i was tall

wish granted but ur too big too live in any house


i wish i was good at pool

Wish granted, but you've lost the abillity to type


i wish i was a babe magnet

Wish Granted ..But ur stuck to the fridge



I Wish i was a hunk magnet

wish granted but stell dumps you cause of al the other men

i wish i was smart

ARGHH!!

Wish Granted..but but u look geeky!





I wish my Stell didnt dump meeeeeeee

wish granted but he becomes a couch patatoe and is more intrested in football than you

i wishi was sexy again

(lmaoooooo)

Wish granted..but ur personality sucks!



I wish my hair didnt go kinky in the rain

wish granted but it never rained so it was pointless

i wish i was back to normal

wish granted.... u were never normal in the first place









i wish i was 18

wish granted but drinking age is upped to 21

thanks

Poolie, where's your wish so that I can disrupt it??

Ahhh for God's sake... Reading through the thread ans just when I was liking the look of it and looking forward to destroying someone's wish, there isn't one!!! I wish poolcue had posted one...

kk ill do one.

I wish i was freddie flintof

Wish granted... but you get bowled for a duck two runs short of the target with England 9 wickets down in the second innings in the last match of the Ashes with the scores tied at 2-2


I wish I won every FP tournament I took part in