Wish granted but you end up with so many other gifts you just never stop smiling!!

I wish I hadn't had that last drink!

Wish granted.... but now you haven't had the last 20 drinks, and you didn't have HALF as much fun

I wish someone would paint my car purple, and fix the little dent on my front guard

wish granted but now you have a dent on the bonnet and on the boot

im still wishing for my soul mate to be perfect it wasn't granted lmao x x

Wish granted, but you will never meet him!!


I wish i could control my emotions

Wish granted but u have to talk to me to resolve all ure issues.

I wish I lived 400 odd miles south of here.

wish granted but orchid moves to south africa lmao x x

i wish to meet my soul mate lol

Wish granted, but he lives with his mother, and you'll have to deal with her for the next 3 years and you can move out together... then you'll spend the rest of your life training the poor sod

I wish.... for my body to do what it's supposed to do, so i can be normal again

wish granted but then u have to give birth to 6 kids

I wish that I was a better communicator

Wish granted, but you then become deaf and blind leaving it difficult for others to communicate with you!! lol sorry hun


I wish i had a new computer chair

Wish Granted but it has no legs


I wish i cud go on holiday now!

Wish granted but because you go early you dont miss the Hurricane that hits the resort, so its ruined lmao

I wish i had a Laptop so i could sit in my bed and play pool!

Wish Granted but u get bedsores!

I wish i was a top super model with reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long legs!

Wish granted but the legs get broken and u cant walk down the cat-walk, so no work , u get broken hearted and are destitute and penniless!!

I wish I had a spare laptop!

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Wish granted..no comebacks lmao


I wish it wasnt cold and raining

Wish granted, but u dont want to go out til I finish my dessert!

I wish I had a helicopter

Wish granted, but you cant fly it and cant afford a pilot so it's a waste of a wish lol


I wish i wasn't so easily distracted

Wish granted but then u have nothing to focus on either

I wish for a banquet for lunch

Wish granted but you feast too much on a good thing and end up with Jaw Lock


I wish i had a million quid

Wish granted but u have to give me half

I wish I was in the maldives with Looby Lou

wish granted but only for 30 seconds

i wish people could explain themselves better