Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

GRATS ON 100 POST DIPPEN DOT!!!!

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated. << thats my fav volleyball saying lol

My favourite team talk that i've had while playin for my hockey club...




We lost 4-0

well if were talking about sport quotes mine would have to be "winners dont make mistakes son" lol from my AMERICAN football coach pretty sure everyone has heard of it tho.. theres many more but with alot of profanity

Too true.

i was pmsl at this 1, good 1 dr fedx lol

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

hahaha, class angie! You make me laugh too much!

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lol liam

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

i dont get it ang....

ask yourself...do you like to kiss, or be kissed?? lol

i kinda dont get that 1 either i just put it up cos it made me laugh for some reason

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

lol.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

LMAO @ Unique one!

They are all great

the only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. life is too short to blend in

i think paris hilton said that...i have no idea why i know it, but it just popped into my head...

pmsl