You know, they called WW1 "The War To End All Wars," but that didn't work very well, did it? Doesn't look to good for Commander Clooneman then... might want to stick with General Katie.

*Starts role call*

LEFT LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT
LEFT LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT
ATTENTION!
(recovers from dizziness of walkin in circles)

AHA!

Ritey.. *unleashes secret weapon*

Feel the wrath of...



While u all wonder whether to go 'awwwww' or scream in utter terror i shall run round tying all of your army bootlaces together, then you shall all fall over and land on your nostrils! Which doesn't tickle! Mwhahaha I shall be victorious!

sorry dave to say but that's no match for this animal.


Edited at 17:10 Tue 1/05/07 (BST)

*runs and hides*

ooo AHA!



Edited at 17:12 Tue 1/05/07 (BST)

*runs after dave you can't escape now*

*Grabs Clooney's paintgun (from "King of the Hill) and pops one at every player in the chest...You all fall, and once again, I have proven that war can be won without deadly weapons



(By the way... aren't we supposed to have countries or something to defend??)

Edited at 02:40 Thu 3/05/07 (BST)

havn't got a clue ouch paintballs arn't deadly????