If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?

THE CANDLE?

nope

GAS LAMP

nope

IVE GOT IT
THE MATCH

clap clap clap

ANYMORE

who has the answer to this:

ur in a room with four walls (dur) no doors or windows, only a chair. How do u get out

use the chair to get over the walls, u neva sed there was a roof

the same way you got in!!

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made

i meant it had a roof

and they knocked u out then threw u in the room, then out metal walls around

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

go on el diablo

???

i dontknow

sum1 try to answer mine

i can assure u that no1 will get it

i ave no idea tell me

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I