Throw your favourite quotations here. They can be, oh, anything. Funny, serious, who cares.

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde

you dont have to see the whole staircase just take the first step
cant member hu

if your not living life on the edge, then your taking up too much space
(copyright tidnab)

lmao love it especially copyright

"I shall hear in heaven"
- Ludwig van Beethoven

ooga booga wooga ooga
(copyright of _sexysausage_

"Life is like a box o' chocolates, you never know what you gowa' get!"

If something is too hard to do, then it aint worth doing.
- Homer J. Simpson

if at first you dont succeed buy her another beer
My top from the ASDA

"Suicide Hotline....please hold."

Hehe.

"I'd do anything for you, especially if it's easy."
"I give you my word, as a gentleman and a lady."
- Homer J. Simpson

"You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"

This one cracked me up for some reason...

"I just read your fortune cookie. It says you're s**t outta luck."
- Harry Callaghan, one of the Dirty Harry movies, forget which one

Haha!

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."

-- Elayne Boosler