ok husband and wife at home they get into a argument a knock down drag out argument and they both storm out the door of the house he gets in hes vehicle and she runs back into the house him taking the only vehicle . he carries on about hes way driving thru town and taking a exist to the highway , all of a sudden a cop tail gates him him doing the normal speed limit but he decides to speed up a bit cop keeps on me he decided to speed up more still the cop on him breaking the speed limit terribly finaaly the cop red light him, gets him pulled over and the cop gets out, walks to the guys vehicle and says ive had a really bad day and not im a very good mood , if you can give me a damn good excuse why i shouldnt ticket you and arrest you ill let you go , the guy spoke up and said officer i thought u was trying to bring my wife back lol. the 1 and only ace

Sorry got 5 lines in and gave up!

*shouts spinner to desipher it*

Also i believe there is a thread where you can put jokes!

*shouts spinner again to get the link*

wtf i dnt get that one bit lolz

lol so, i spent a few minutes (maybe more than few) and this is what i got

: a husband and wife are having a terrible argument, so the husband decides to leave. he's driving along, and notices there's a police car casually following him. the man decides to speed up because i guess he's nervous (I'm assuming), but the police car speeds up also. the man tries to speed up even more, but by now he is speeding. the police car now puts on his siren thingies and pulls the man over. the police man says "sir why should i not give you a ticket!" and the man says "because i thought you were trying to bring back my wife"

hmmm...... ..

edit: spelling

Edited at 18:33 Sat 30/12/06 (GMT)

brighteyes, i am glad that was not on the "good jokes" thread, it would have contravened the trades description act of 1974 !!!

haha stella it wasn't my joke, i was just translating it to english!

yeah ok ! i believe you

haha i swear on my life! look at the first post and then look at mine!

Makes sense to me lol

I understand many languages you see

its still a shocking joke though

shockingly bad stella love

take a tip - this is an example of a funny joke !!

how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

- Two, but how did they get in there?

lmaoooo stella it seriously took me about 3 minutes to understand that, but well done haha

lmao