You have to make a story, how long u want it to be, just to get some fun going.




P.S: No rude story's please, keep it clean

Edited at 00:47 Sun 17/12/06 (GMT)

The nail

I was brushing my teeth when suddenly my nail dropped off, in shock and horror, i looked at my finger in disgust, it was bleeding, i rushed it under the tap and went to pick up my nail when i noticed it had disapeared, to the corner of my eye i saw it making an escape out of the bathroom door, i dived.........While i was in the air, i cared to notice that i was diving in slow motion, this really bugged me so i pulled out a romote from my pocket and turned it to normal motion, i hit the floor with a bang sliding on the tiles i opened my hand to grab the nail. The nail sprinted as it knew once i catch it, it will be stuck on my finger forever. The nail headed for the window but coulnt undo the lock to get out. I aproached the nail on the windowsill where it talked to me!
In a high voice it claimed
"If you undo this lock so i can commit suicide of being a nail and die to be reborn into an eagle i will pay you 2p"
Without thought i accepted it and opened the lock

Edited at 00:00 Sun 17/12/06 (GMT)

before the nail jumped he pulled a 2 pence coin from his pocket and flicked it up to me, i catched it, then the nail jumped.
Now its the 1st anniversary of the death of my nail and im writing this story, and i learned a very special fact: Never accept a 2 pence for a nail

Edited at 00:01 Sun 17/12/06 (GMT)

this has nothing to do with random shots. i think you should edit your post so it's relevant

That better BE?

ahh..i thought it said random shot stories..as in random shot in pool..sorry rudders..uhh yeh i guess its okay

i must admit i thought it said
random shot stories
lol

Edited at 01:04 Sun 17/12/06 (GMT)

lol thank you tidnab..now i don't feel like a complete illiterate bimbo haha

i had a 'blonde' moment lol

what an osdd srtory rudders, think uvr jhad 1 too msnt blowd to tjhe head!!1

This one time I was punished with a random shot. It made me do a foul by hitting the wrong ball.

Another time I got a random shot, and this time I hit the ball I was meant to hit.

And another time I got a random shot, and the white ball went straight into the pocket!!! That was a funny day, I can tell you.

lmao