Hammer, Mallet and Pitchfork, brighteyes.

I can thoroughly recommend their no-nonsense approach and total disregard for pain.

Great! I've booked my appointment already, maybe after we can go hunting and eat rabbit....

LMAO! *Wonders if he can join in*

LMFAO!!!

I want the name of ur beautician Mart, that waxing didnt do u any good!!!

lol there is always room 1_eye... lol careful with your other eye...which a beard and teeth like that martin doesn't look like the most professional marksman.... *ducks for cover*

Hey eye!! lol.....DONT..i repeat DONt use MB's dentist or beautician!

hey eye..since martin is bringing his lady friend along..i've set up a date to bring for you.. here she is..careful she's a bit of a handful!

Rabbit? Well, okay. But generally I prefer to spear rats in Slough high street

British Home Stores let you eat them raw in their cafe if you order a side dish.


EDIT: WOW NICE choice!!!! But I'm not sure 1_eye likes humans.

Edited at 20:33 Thu 7/12/06 (GMT)

but i'm sure she has a nice bum to sniff..i thought she was an excellent choice!!! hmm i've never had rat, do they have rabbit flavoured rat?? if so..its a date!

EW! She is gross...how lady can look like that is beyond me!