smurf, and he was holding something nobody wanted too see, it was a picture of.......................

a man....................

,but not just any man. it was...............

a man who had a very large finger, his finger had a specail power to xaparama someone, when u zaparama someone it turns them into a girl, and doesnt only do that, it also..................

has the ability to turn even the ugliest of girls into the most beautifulest of girls you've ever seen. But dont be fooled by its power, there is one girl it wont work on, her name is.............

Paula she is so beautiful, she cant get anymore sexier...... but meanwhile on the other side of the world, there lays an evil witch, planning to kill paula, her evil plan was to..........................

give her a magical potion. she would tell Paula that it will make her very popular, but in fact it would really.............

make her hair fall out and she would be as bald as a coot, so smurf drank it to save paula's blushes, but instead of his hair falling out, it reduced the size of his...............(careful lol)

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finger to the same size as Ruddans...............

Fingernail, smurph was not happy at all and wanted to have a bigger.............(careful lol)

finger, so he decided to...

Run to a time machine so he can go back to the year.........................