I'm sorry to have to inform users that a horde of marauding tigers broke into the funkypool members bar today, and that several popular users have been seriously eaten.

I'm reliably informed that im_cheeky shouted 'woooooo yeahhhhh' until the last mouthful, that jsg was 'LHAO' till the very end, and that stellaman went down drinking.

The devoured will be sorely missed, and please let me take this opportunity to assure FP users that funkypool moderators will do everything in their power to ensure that every last, single, breathing, living tiger on earth is wiped off the face of the planet.

Not PC? Not kill the tigers? hmpfff...oh okay, maybe not then.

Please tell me that spinner died slowly and painfully

Lmaooooo that's no very nice Mach.

We spent an immense amount of time getting the place cleaned up again! I’ll spare you the horrid details!

The latest reports suggest that Spinner survived the onslaught, but only by the skin of his teeth! Apparently the lion got hold of his kilt, and he was last seen running (and screaming) at high speed towards the nearest accident and emergency.

An enquiry is already underway as to how something like this could have happened in the first place. I would like to state now that i thought these beasts would be a good alternative to the boot, and if i had envisioned this tragedy i would have kept them chained up for sure.

So (lol) it was planned was it...

I thought your earlier post on the staff thread "I've got a great idea that'll really kill the members..."
was just something aimed at making them laugh...

I'd rather be eaten by a tiger than be seen anywhere in a Kilt!

Sorry mach_3, but tigers don't bother me... Ever seen any tigers in films about Vikings? There's a reason for that...

u are jokin right?

Zulusy. The first rule of fightclub...eh, funkypool...is:

DON'T JOKE ABOUT KILLING THE MEMBERS.

The second rule is something to do with swearing and all that I think.