Nearly every forum has an area dedicated to chuck norris, no one quite knows why but the man is seen as a legend by many (speshly internet wierdos) and has many a saying attached to his name.

I personaly don't see why he's so great but some of the things are funny, here's a few of my faves:

Chuck Norris once his a horse in the mouth, its decendants are known as 'giraffe'.

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris'd.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Post any more that you've heard of, or make some up of your own

Chuck norris doesnt get flustered, he flusters himself.

( i made that up )

I know thousands. go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com for 9 pages of it. we had the chuck norris stage at school a few months ago

Edited at 17:23 Mon 17/07/06 (BST)

brashie topic ender right there lmao

can i just add this one which i found particularly funny - chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

'Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.'

Respect the Chuck!!

'Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door'

'God created the world in 7 days, Chuck Norris kicked God's a*s in 3 seconds, bet he felt stupid'

"chuck norris learned everything from stevo"

chuck norris can touch mc hammer

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

But my all time favourite is:

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.