Got a bit bored in a game earlier and started writing little ditties. along the lines of;
"Welcome to these hallowed halls, are you ready to pot some balls?"
and "Set the rack, and split the pack"
Anyone got any more?

Nice!!

Here's a few more:

"Left spin, right spin, top and back
Come inside and play a rack"

"Chalk your cue, sink a ball
Come along to 'Funkypool'"

"Got good aim, strong and true
'Funkypool' is the place for you"

You spent all your time since our games thinking them up, didn't you!!

Enter a game, and start a duel
It's one-on-one at Funkypool

When potting, don't forget to have a ball

Red, white, yellow and cue
Funkypool's the place for you

Rack 'em up, chalk your cue
pot the balls with side and screw

Etcetera