The Curve Of Life

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14:25 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

At age 4, success is... not peeing ure pants.

At 12, success is... having friends

At 16, success is... having a drivers licence.

At age 20, success is... having sex

At age 35, success is... having money

At age 50, success is... having money

At age 60, success is... having sex

At age 70, success is... having a drivers licence

At 75, success is... having friends

At 80 success is.. not peeing in ure pants

Its kinda spooky beacause its practically true

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14:29 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

lets c how many replies i get this time?

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15:47 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

hahaha...Good one! So what is the point in growing up when we end up back exactly where we started!!!

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02:08 Thu 19 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

lmao, true!! we come into the world toothless and baldy and will prob leave this world the same way!!!!.........lol :-)

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12:11 Thu 19 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

lol ty:-)
Its jus pure genious
*dusts his shoulders*

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12:21 Thu 19 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

Why do you have dust on your shoulders?

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12:23 Thu 19 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

Because im so dirty? (i dunno)
ermm.......... I KNOW
didnt do nyy spring cleaning last year

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15:00 Fri 20 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

DOES NYONE ELSE LIKE THIS JOME APART FROM BUZARINO AND JUSTSUMGIRL.
IT TOOK MI AGES TO THINK IF THIS

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15:04 Fri 20 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

Heard it b4..or sumthin like it ^_^ still made me smile tho =-D

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15:31 Fri 20 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

YEY a smile nyone else

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17:01 Fri 20 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

u come out naked and screaming .... then things get worse !! lol nice one sumo

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05:17 Sat 21 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]

Ive gotta another kinda of joke based upon the same thing. Slightly different though. Here it is:

Wouldnt it be good if we lived our lives backwards.
To begin with ud get over all the old age, and be papmered 24/7 by family. Then as you get younger you have lots of money to spend on ya self and ure wife. Then your down to your 20's where you have sex, and u feel on top of the world. Then as you get younger still, you get to have the pleasures of school i.e pointless realtions with girls that look really nice at the time, and getin into trouble with the teachers u just love to annoy. Then ure below 10, and u have the most wildest imagination. Even a broken broom can become one of ure best toys. Then we come to the part where ure born which is apparently the most beautiful site in the world. The u go bac 9 months and ure life ends with an orgasm. (Perfect)

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