i reckon we should have a joke thread, they can be pool related or not anything you like!

I love this joke as it uses race without being offensive, and is a believable situation

An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"

The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"

TOP JOKE!!! the asian guy one

two men got arrested yesterday, one was drinkin battery acid, the other was eatin fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.

two blondes 1 on each side of a river
1st blond says: how do i get on the other side
2nd blond says: u r on the other side

hahahaha

love the batteries and fireworks joke!!

omg dead_kennedy, amazing joke there! finally, a blonde joke i havnt heard! and b4 u all go accusing me of steryotyping, i myself am a blonde so if i can laff at those jokes then any one can

child says: mum now i am 16 please can i wear a bra?

mum replies: no peter

lmao that one is funny kennedy

Oh, so the fun and games section isn't good enough for you guys?

Fine, I'll go back there on my own and carry on telling my bad jokes.

i love your bad jokes simon. they make my day

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