jesus goes to job centre sits down the bloke says do u have any skills jesus says ive done a bit of woodwork and carpentry the bloke says i have 2 jobs 4 you 1 in bethleham and 1 in bradford jesus says fcuk that ill take the job in bradford to which the bloke says wots wrong with bethleham jesus says last time i was out that way i got hammered with tax

Cash Flow

One day a man walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatto artist that he wanted a 100 dollar bill tatooed on his d1ck, the tattoo artist told him if he could give him three reasons why he wanted the tattoo he would give it to him. The man says. "Well, for one, I like to play with my money, two, I like to watch it grow, and three, if my wife wants to blow 100 dollars again, she doesnt have to go to the mall"