Ashley interview

hey Mike are you selling the club ?
ermmm not a chance
would you put a figure on it ?
no this club isn't for sale at any price
so Mike how are you going to take the club forward ?
its simple really, we need to remodel the club
what do you mean Mike ?
simple really I need to sell a few players so we can buy a few more
what about the fans Mike ?
the fans ! you mean those people who don't like me very much ?
no the long suffering fans
oh them, I am going to make them suffer as long as they keep calling me names
but they want you out Mike
really, well I am a billionaire, they speak funny, I tried to buy them all a pint, then they turned against me, strange folk, but honestly 52,ooo sad crying Geordies singing songs about me is class
I feel famous now and rich
yes I am here to stay

ASHLEY is a TRUE MACKEM

But Newcastle still finished above the mackems ? Your logic makes lots of sense lol

we've won 5 in a row
we've won 5 in rowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
we are SUNDERLAND and we've won 5 in a ROW

Otbc!! We are premier league!! On the immediate return. Epic performsnce which i never saw coming inside 20 minutes :-D

5 in a row does not make you top dogs

so called nappy changers
and we get you are top dogs

with the greatest coach in the premier league
cheers again for those 6 points kept us up 2 seasons in a row
we need 6 players
lmao

you need a new team
manager
chairman
and a new sponsor

maybe Pampers because you didn't half fill a few
nearly made it 10 in a row
some record that

but you cant change this

we've won 5 in a row
we've won 5 in rowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
we are SUNDERLAND and we've won 5 in a ROW