HARD FOR IT

If your going to kill me then do it quick
til my blood will start to thick
Push it in just like we said
And before we know it I'll be dead

Do not stop until I'm near
Please don't find my absent fear
Do please finish as you would start
Please just pierce my beating heart

I joined an aweome clan,
the like not known to man,
I asked for a bed,
they shot me dead,
now, no worries about a tan.

I also once joined a clan,
they told me that I was their man,
Top Dogs said hippes hey!
You must leave right away!
so joined another.....and their butts I did tan!!!!!

Tan this tan that tombo dont were a hat
he hides his head after his misses the red
he says he from the north
he just someone il have to sort
coming on here writing a poem
he is virtually unknown
and then theres little owl me
being a busy body bee
i dont care about funky no more
it has just become one big bore.

is it time to go one does wonder
the weather is awful especially the thunder
i will strike fear once again
cant at the minute me kids turn ten
wow what a random poem by me
tombo is thinking *who is he*


anyway anyhow anyroad
thats a ramble
thats a load
keep it real
dont dare kneel
to any or all
they will all fall

once again iv spoke too much
definatly have lost my touch
if this poem makes sense
i will reiterate*hense*
i keep talking and cannot stop
my rambles are obtuse
not for you lot to abuse

poems only end when you stop typing
.......mines over.

well that's all from fran,
it's a demise we'd not want,
he's lost all his marbles,
on a wobbly jaunt,
he's eating for two,
yet is merely just one,
he no longer farts,
coz he talks out his bum,
so take care ye poolers,
steer clear of this man,
don't do all the daft things,
of which he's a fan,
stick to the moonshine,
chain smoke in a haze,
keep er lit with the pottin,
WHOOP BUTT on the baize!

That has got to be the most random poem i've ever read,
Think someone's had a few too many and needs his bed,
Fran, you're a typical Irish lad,
Think that's saying you're a little bit mad,
We'll see if you win the Golden Cue again this year,
And if you do, I'll buy you another beer,
I suck at poems and don't know why,
I even bother to have a little try.

Some great poems posted guys
For me that was a nice surprise
To decide so late to log on
And find Poem thread on page one
It just goes to show that if you try
The lines just keep passing by
Words they pop into your head
As you post a rhyme on my fave thread
So keep it up..........so to speak
Keep them flowing week after week

'33'

As I turn the age between 32-34
Look back on my memories with a little grin
What I've been through is amazing
All to help the inner character from within

I have a lovely family
One can never replace
We've been through so much together
And have so much more to face.

I've only been on Funky since 2012, meaning there's so much more to grow
Keep getting told 'There's more to life, IF only they would know'
I've worked all my life, had an awesome job
My health had other ideas, so please shut the gob.

Life is a gift, live it wisely
Keep loving each other and look after your family.
Life is what you make it, that is very true
Enjoy your times together as
You never know when your time is going to be THROUGH.

(krazyash_07)

Edited at 02:40 Wed 12/02/14 (GMT)

Lovely!!! MORE MORE!

Ive just found this over on Snooker what i'd posted about four years ago!!!






A poem about a game site a site called Funkypool
Where ppl can play chat and laff and everyone is cool
You have got the chat room the garage and funky blues
Members bar and game rooms usually played in twos
Try your hand at Uk 8ball 9ball or even U.S Eight
Or just have a practice, while your chattin to a mate
Add people to your friend list some you can ignore
You'll soon find that you visit here more and even more
A Game of golf thats mini, forums with lots of threads
A site thats kept many a person, away from their beds
Fun, games and Gen chat where ppl can say hello
A thread placed on game shouts where all dedi's go
Tournys you can enter get your name placed on the list
Win or Lose by skill or Fluke play ur game with a twist
Friendly games or ranked ones each played the same
Choose to be a polite player remember its just a game
Whatever ur reason for visiting ur hooked as soon as you 'CLIK'
Cos this really is the greatest site owned by the mighty NICK

~Paula~

'Forsaken'

I know a site called Funkypool
Where people laugh, play and most people are kool
There are some on there who like to play us like a fool.
Some are better than they let on
Only time will really tell
When their sins will catch them out before they go to Hell.

On the whole the site is awesome
Many matches used to be aplenty
Nowadays not so much as
Clans bring their own dimension

I still agree it's addictive especially after the clik
Also the greatest site I know so thanks goes to Nick.
It's slowly fizzling out though
Is there anything we can do
Let our voices be heard, some action taken
As without some changes,

Funky I fear will be FORSAKEN.

(krazyash_07)

Edited at 03:37 Wed 12/02/14 (GMT)

Come on more poems, more the merrier.

Here here i so agree
Post a little line or three
You could even try fir four
As Krazyash says we need more

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Not even a stinkin flower from you

Daffs they are yellow
Lillies are white
Cheers gen chat guys ur all full of..........crap!

Thinking of some words to say
For Poem thread whats on display
On fun and games yet not many posts
Get ya thinking caps on dear folks
Just type out words what spring to mind
Dont be affraid if they aint kind
See? Im just a rambling along
Making no sense nor singing a song
In fact this ditty hasnt got no meaning
I just wanted to post without leaving

Oh come on guy and gals!!!

Two days gone and not one post
On the thread i love the most
What'll take to entice you here
To post along and spread some cheer

Here she comes
There she goes
When she'll be back
No one knows.
For more poems she begs
As she stomps her feet and legs
So iv given it a go
Even though it does blow

Here's one for the Jeremy Kyle show lol

Roses r red
Violets r blue
I'm having a baby
And not sure the father is you

Wonder if any woman used that for valentine's this year lol