Liverpool 1 - 8 Chelsea
Chelsea march towards the 2004/05 Premiership title continued today with a stunning display at Anfield. The Londoners went ahead just before the kick-off when Duff was sent away down the left wing.

His cross was handled on the half way line by a Liverpool defender and a penalty was awarded for this cynical foul. Didier Drogba stepped up to slot the ball home for His and Chelsea's 33rd penalty of the season. It was no more than Chelsea deserved.

The 15th minute saw the Super-Smashing Chelsea go two up after Steve Finnan was penalised for coughing just outside the area. Frank Lampard's resultant free kick was slightly miss-hit, but even if the keeper was not being pinned to the floor by Ricardo Carvalho, he would not have saved it. 2-0. It was no more than Chelsea deserved.

The 21st minute saw more trouble for Liverpool when Stephen Warnock was sent-off for enquiring about the referee's Chelsea shirt. However two minutes after the interval the Reds struck back after an amazing piece of good fortune. The referee's assistant could only parry Steven Gerrard's shot and Milan Baros thumped the ball home. Confusion reigned for 10 minutes as the entire Chelsea squad surrounded the referee, arguing that the referee's assistant had been fouled 15 minutes earlier. The referee grudgingly had to give the goal even though he racked his brain for a reason to disallow it.

Jose Mourinho was furious and rushed down from his seat in the stand to the dugout, knocking over a number of blind, disabled, pensioners in wheel-chairs on the way down. Fortunately, things settled down again as Claude Makelele took a long-range shot, which deflected off the corner flag but had clearly crossed the line, 3-1. It was no more than Chelsea deserved.

Just after the restart, un-sportsmanlike Steven Gerrard was dismissed for making ridiculous claims for a penalty after Mateja Kezman had nearly decapitated Harry Kewell. The referee and his assistant missed the incident as they were both asking John Terry for his autograph, but replays showed that Kezmans' flying kung-fu kick, followed by a forearm smash was clearly unintentional.

Ten minutes later Mourinho took off Drogba and replaced him with Tiago, Joe Cole, Robert Huth and Alexei Smertin.Wonderful, wonderful Chelsea's 4th came shortly after. John Arne Riise was caught offside just outside the Liverpool penalty area and Lampard's free-kick thundered in after deflecting off the underside of the flood lights. It was no more than Chelsea deserved.

The super, marvel, wonder Blues kept the pressure on until the bitter end. In the 98th minute Jamie Carragher conceded a free kick just outside his own area for blatantly glancing at the referee. Kezman stepped up and proceeded to chip the ball right into the referee's path and he made no mistake from 10 yards. Goal number 5 and it was no more than Chelsea deserved.

Drogba came back off the bench and slotted home number 6 from the penalty spot after Cisse went down with a broken leg. Fortunately, Carvalho was nearby when it happened and, after running 50 yards, he was able to bring the incident to the referee's attention. Unfazed by Cisse's cynical tactics, protruding bone and spraying blood, the referee sent him off for diving (and time wasting) and awarded Chelsea the penalty. Kezman cheekily chipped the ball over the keeper and the crossbar, but the referee decided that it was a goal, because based on past records, Chelsea rarely lose when he's in charge.

When the final whistle went after 62 minutes of injury time, Liverpool traipsed off with their heads low, having been taught a footballing lesson by what is by far the greatest team the World has ever seen. As the losers hit the showers, a superb flowing movement by Chelsea culminated with a fine diving header by Jose Mourinho and it was 7-1. However the referee decided that it was such a good goal, it should count double.

8-1 then - and it was no more than Chelsea deserved

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u might like that but i hate you

hey man try giving a more balanced view. if chelsea are that good they wont need your biased commentary to show that. and that scoreline really doesnt need you to say "super de duper chelea" or whatever

dude u have to much time on urs hands

well, yes he does. but i think what most of you where missing is that he isn't a chelsea supporter... he's taking the micheal

lol rawand

ye lol

he aint no chealsea suppourter his arsenal but his just messing about

sorry man didnt really read it. just thought christ what a biased ******* y'know hehe? sorry man

That's well funny

CHELSEA R THE COCKIEST TEAM NOW I HATE THEM COS IM ARSENAL 100% BUT THEY DO PLAY WELL......GOOD ON THEM HOPE THEY AV A GD SEASON