come outside with me
we'll make daisy chains in the rain
and we'll smile through the pain

come inside with me
we'll dry our hair sitting there
the heat is too much to bare

come along this is wrong
i will not dance to your song
your bittersweet melody
your happy sad harmonies
ensnare sense and mind
so i cant decide
if the look on your face is a grimace or a smile

look outside
theres a rainbow
seven shades of black in a dark grey sky
look around
there are corpses
each of them smiles and i wonder why

thought id write something random, you like?

Indeed.

wots the point wot that.

Computers are male
Reasons computers must be male


They have a lot of data but are still clueless.


A better model is always just around the corner.


They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.


It is always necessary to have a backup.


They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.


The best part of having either one is the games you can play.


The lights are on but nobody's home.

how thats

lol.mental

There was life before the computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut--you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

trust me there making a prison out of mouldy pasta

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."

will somone please delete supermegas stupid posts. i believe that posting off topic is against the rules. and spam certainly is. and this is spam as its pointless posts, needlessly posting more than once when one post will do. supermega post the link to the jokes website in the links board, and then leave us alone

randon stuff this thread is call so its about anything. Theres not a topic for this thread really coz its randon..