Funny, Famous, Serious, Want to hear them all!

Pool is my religion and Funkypool is my online church - Blackapple

"And for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green."
- Ted Lowe

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! - Achmed

"That's it son, open your legs, let's see what you've got"

Ron Atkinson about Michael Owen

"There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire."
Murray Walker, who else

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"
Brian Johnston on a ball from West Indies Michael Holding, bowling to England's Peter Willey

"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
Steve Ryder

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in yellow."
Motty

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
Mike Hallett

"This is really a lovely horse; I once rode her mother."
Ted Walsh

"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
James Allen interviewing F1's Ralf Schumacher.

"Moses Kiptanui; the 19-year-old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago."
David Coleman

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
El Tel, Terry Venables

"Over now to Nigel Starmer-Smith, who has had seven craps as scrum-half for England."
Jimmy Hill

"More football later, but first - let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final."
Des Lynam, love it

"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins."
Brian Moore

cheers warney thats cheered me up good and proper

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
- Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team

"We lost because we didn't win."
- Ronaldo

"Alex, unlike many other professionals, adds a bit on his cue rather than put on an extension."
- Ted Lowe

"He's completely disappeared. He's gone back to his dressing room, nobody knows where he has gone."
- Ted Lowe

This made me chuckle like all the above

EAT OR DIE!!!
yours truely flash(Dillon)

Operator! Give me the number for 911!


Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.


Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'


When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.



~ homer simpson

"Homer! dont! you'll get us killed!"
"Or i'll die trying!"

saw that tonight lol

just seen that aswell


also

They think it's all over. It is now

It all began like this (runs away) - dunno who it is just remember it from somewhere

Good Morning thats a nice tenetenba - It Suite

Not famous but - Love the life you live, live the life you love.

"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, I would close my curtains" - Bill Shankly

Boycie: Where d'you get those aces from?

Del Boy: Same place you got those kings. I always knew you were cheating, Boycie.

Boycie: Yeah, how?

Del Boy: 'Cause that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.

classic

Some George W Bush quotes:

"Most imports are from outside of the country"

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Flatley my dear i dont river dance ~Alan Partridge~