LOL!

Watch out punkyfoolers,
A blast from the past,
He's joined 'chippes n gravy'
And added some class,
There's plenty of banter,
Team player for sure,
A friend to all gardeners,
For JAY produces.......so much manure

Now that im here, heres a quicky from me
But dont think rude, am a nice girl ya see

Its just a short poem to let you all know
Im still around and still love this thread so

Im also glad you lot keep it alive
Though not like when it truely did thrive

Anything is much better than none
So thank god this thread isnt gone

Im off for now so i bid thee farewell
Take care of yaselves your all doing swell

approval from paula,
well done everyone,
even tho most of the time,
we're talkin out our bums!
so nice of you to show up,
and spend a little time,
thank u justsumgirl,
and thanks for yer rhyme.

Ha! Ya welcome Hipster


Keep em coming STS

I log on to Funky and what do i see
Ye Olde Poem thread upon page three
It makes one wonder if y'all do care
Aint any of you got a ditty to share?
Im sure that if you should give it a go
There'll be more than a short rhyme to show
Get'cha thinking caps on and start that brain
Prepare a poem and post it here for when i show up again!


DunDunDun!!!!!!!!

I havent been on this forum very long ,
and its hardly like me to break into a song.
Can anyone remember a player called the_lakes,
I ant seen him for ages but theres plenty of snakes,
One of our players had to go walkies,
Cos theres too many on here that like telling porkies.

Edited at 14:19 Sun 24/02/13 (GMT)

Hahahaha great Derik

Roses are red
I like turtles
This doesn't make sense
Refridgerator

not many poems,
a lack of rhyme,
so many poolers,
but don't seem to have time,
i try to get on,
but am busy......you see?
so come on punkyfoolers........and write one for me!!!!!!

I heard that there's a poet we call pixie_dust,
I think it's her rhymes that make bluenose1872 lust.
We've been having a laugh and speaking in rhyme,
Although some of the things she says have been such a crime.
This one's out for you gaz I hope it's worth while,
And to all other poolers I hope it makes you smile!

Haha mich it really has been fun,
It started yesterday with a sausage and egg bun,
Some things we have said have been truly funny,
Like crater face and calling someone a dunny,
But serious matters were really at hand,
Like discussing the use of pants made of sand,
But speaking in rhyme is actually hard,
Give it a go but will catch you off guard.

Rhyming is not tough don't make me laugh
Anyone can do it, even snooker mod baff
I'm losing my games to concentrate on this
It's making me look bad and taking the p...
My standard has dropped it is such a shame
But I know whose fault it is pixe_dust is to blame
Back on top form with a runout in uk
davey_1985 is distraught when before he was so gay(happy)

mich it ain't my fault, I wont take the wrap,
It's all down to you that your utterly crap,
Congratulations though on your UK run out,
Bet your happy now you moody old trout,
I was going to come on the server,
But for now will remain just a forum observer,
What is the point in playing US,
When I act like I am there under duress,
I look forward to hearing your next rhyme,
As right now we are in our rhythmic prime.

You congratulate me on just the one,
I got 8 today but my form had still gone
That may sound sill and it may sound dumb
But you know you're poo when you lose more than you won
My rhyming comes so thick and so fast
But for tonight this may be the last
I am at home and have finished work
Now I sit with a beer and a big giant smirk
I hope you have had a really nice day
I bid you good night and also to your husband Jay

Had to be shared for all to see
not all would think to look on the thread of UB!!

Well the footy is on tonight
I'll be listening to Englands plight
A Tough game to play
But i think we'll have our day
We have the team to win
Or we could kick the oppo in their shin

this one aint good, coz am disappointed for sure,
the 'players' that like to start things, then turn them to manure,
they speak of 'great teams', and say we're the best and good craic,
yet when they come under pressure, they just run and turn their backs,
so don't slate any others, when you can't practise what you preach,
yer not what funkypool's about, you talk a lot of keek,
so ask about when yer lookin, for a clan or some mates,
coz the ones that say they're dedicated.........well, they can only frustrate

Haven't done a poem for a while
But thought I'd give hippesville a smile
I don't what the above it about
But we all know without a doubt
clans arnt as great as they used to be
if we had sense we would flee
But we always come back for more
seriously sometimes feels like a chore.

Finally posted something thats for you hippo.