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(In Ya Mothers!!!!)

Erik is our child who is really pretty
She takes after me, not after Pitty

Its not really Erik, Erin is her name
We hardly have her, which is quite lame

Dont get me wrong, we love her so
And would never ever let her go

But when we need to have some fun
Off we pack her right to Petes mum

Peggy she's great, keeps Erin in place
Until she gets stressed and then rings Jase

Jase is her uncle who helps when he can
Such a nice bloke, real handsome man

But theres been times he's run late
So poor Peggy then relies on Kate

Kate is her aunty, lovely and chatty
She just cant cope if Erins with Matty!

Mattys her uncle a chunk of a boy
Doesnt like sharing one single toy!

So Kate gets annoyed fells like taking a hike
Storms to the fone and rings brother Mike

Mike's another uncle another great lad
But bound to call Cam when things go bad

At the end of the day, they all help out
They all love our baby without a doubt

Maybe we'll be blessed with a baby again
Cos soon we are off to sunny spain !!!

v good bigfoot

have a happy birfday,
to funkypooler goose79,
i hope ya don't get too drunk,
by drinking lots of wine,
yer away off on yer holidays,
with (or by) rocket i hear,
enjoy and have a great one,
and bring me back some beer!!

thank you hippesville

doubt will drink too much as another year older,
can't have it with ice, as makes me colder.

dunno about bringing you beer, thanks for suggestion.
but I might end up drinking it all and get indigestion.

I shall enjoy my holiday, don't you worry,
I may not want to come back in a hurry.

Edited at 13:52 Wed 10/07/13 (BST)

Haha Paula that was class

But can I add, we're the worst parents walking
Dumping our boy sure has the town talking

We cant agree on Eriks welfare, I just offend ya
I mean, we cant even decide on the poor lads gender!

Never mind for now, out of sight out of mind
(Thats not me being nasty, thats me being kind!)

We'll jet off to Spain and forget this ever happened
Burn all the photo's so we wont be saddened

Spain is the place, where we unwind in our pad
(Actually im lying lol, we go absolutely ****ing mad)

Whats goes on I cannot share, do not ask, do not dare
(Ok, chains, whips, red rooms, handcuffs, masks, silverballs, scubadiving gear, blindfolds, knuckle dusters and sombrero hats)



I know what your thinking



Sombrero hats are Mexican

:O :O :O !!! ( We really do need a shocked smiley)

Lost for words i am ! ! ! !

why are people so annoying
it feels like people are toyin
This isn't right
you started this fight
now im the one whos in the wrong
this crap goes on for so long
and then you dont wanna speak
haha god what a freak

Edited at 03:03 Tue 06/08/13 (BST)

it's been a while since my last rhyming post,
so I thought I'd better make a contribution
before our paula gives off to me,
and deals out some retribution!!!!

Wouldn't mind to see what was said
Unfortunately I was in bed
I think its silly to say things then delete
not a great way to be discrete
People should just say whats on there mind
Its the best way to unwind
least gaz will be happy
Though my poems are crappy

roses are red
violets are blue
theres idiots on funky
well nothings new

stop pickin on those idiots!!
they'll have to make their own fun,
the things they get up to,
they make some folk wanna run,
take note of the muppets,
then just click 'ignore',
then there'll be no more nonsense,
just yer chums at the fore.

Guevara Guevara where for art thou
Get them games played, play some now

I need you on here for when i post
On the thread that i love the most

But also to see your name upon here
My online friend i adore so so dear

I needed a shoulder, yours i prefer
Cos you never judge me and wouldnt dare

So lounge around in your footy shorts (:O ha)
And dig deep into your clever thoughts

Put pen to paper and write us a line
For that i cant wait me old partner in crime

Saturday morning,
Early to rise,
I find my kids,
After rubbing my eyes,
Pancakes for breakfast,
Drinks and TV,
As for me.....a smoke,
And a hot mug of tea.

:D

I like turtles they are cool
When i sleep i let out drool

Fry your poems are so great
But they could be up for debate





Oh god i miss guevara squeezy and swing days onn here sooooooo much

Well Paula im not very good
You know that or at least should
I can never be bothered to waste my time
Thinking about a good rhyme
Id rather eat a twig
Than post something big
Im lazy and boring
Often find myself snoring
I prefer listening to songs
Maybe even a movie like King Kong
So once again i apologise for being crap
But by all means give me a slap

Thanks for the big vote of confidence there,
Should the rest of us bother?.......doesn't sound like you care!
The past is behind us, the future's what counts,
It's the few that still post you shouldn't really dis-count!

So am wondering whether I should waste,
Any of my thoughts for others to see,
Am I wasting my breath?.......is it in vain this 'poetry'?
I'll leave it at this, and maybe just read from now on,
Am sorry, I'll be silent......twas so good for so long.

Thats way better Fry haha love that one




Hippes some things are said tongue in cheek
So stop being too serious ya geek
Ive praised your posts on here before
Do not think i feel your a bore
Let me get just one thing clear
Id never discount anyone on here
Everyone and anyone can post what they like
Or if the dont want to they can take a hike
If im honest your poem kinda contradicts
Cos you used to tell others to ignore the stick
You advised them to take thngs with a pinch of salt
Yet you took mine to heart....aint my fault
I know days of old are in the past
But its them days of old what make this thread last
I wont say im sorry for missing those too
However i do apologise to you
Only cos you think i dont care
When alls i ask is for poems to be shared
Im ending this now so its up to you
If you keep on posting or just reading through

Four days pass without a word
Oh my god thats so absurd
Is this the end of a fabulous thread
Are we about to put it to bed?

Are we heck, well at least im not
Ill keep posting giving all ive got
I made a promise to someone dear
So ill do a poem each time im here



DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN!!!!