Aplace for Stells Parrot and other FP pets to have their say

SQUAWK.......<<< Karri's Parrot, passing his regards!!

This is gonna get capped! hahaha

Edited at 14:03 Mon 16/06/08 (BST)

Letter to God from the Dog
Dear God heres a list of things I must remember to be a good dog.
1: I will not eat the cats food b4 it eats it or after its thrown it up
2: I will not roll on dead seagulls crabs etc just cos I like the way they smell
3:I will not munch on leftovers in the litter box
4:The sofa is not a face towel neither are mom n dads laps
5: The binman is not stealing our stuff
6:My head does not belong in the fridge
7:I will not play tug of war with Dads underwear when hes on the loo
8:Stickin my noes in someones privates isnt an acceptable way of saying Hello
9:I dont need to suddenly stand up straingt when im under the coffee table
10:I will not come from outside and immediately drag my butt
11:I wontsit in the middle of the room and lick my privates when we have company
12The cat is not a squeaky toy so if I play with him and he makes a noise its not a good thing
And finally a question God.When I get to heaven can I have my missing bits back?

too weird this one, even my state of mind thinks so lol

Squawk Squawk...Thank god youre looking after me now Karri that Stell was a nightmare making me work till all hours on a building site..I mean have you tried gettin a pair of wellies for a parrot never mind a hard hat..

LMAO Tids
come on hun you can do it I have faith in ya

lmao at letter to god- that could be off tyson.....now i need say nothing

Letter to God from Karri's parrot

1. I must remember not to call Karri names
2. I must eat my trill, even though its vile
3. Who is Stella???
4. Eeeeeeh i love Yorkshire me, aye Oooop
5. SQUAWK !!
6. FLAP
7. Why am i wearing wellies
8. God wanna cracker, God wanna cracker
9. OMG i can count!
10.When did Parrots learn to use PC's, or am i just gifted??

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(pmsl)

Letter to God From Paula's Rabbit

Dear God

My ears are buzzing with all theses animals can you please send someone down to take them away and i make a vow to you that i will make Duracell last longer!!


~Wodge~

Glad u liked it Mike..we aim to please

Dear God When we go to heaven can we sit on the sofa or is it still gonna be the same old story??

Letter to God from tids 15 year old dog Liquorice

Dear God
Will be with you soon, please get my basket ready.
Regards
Liquorice

Dear God..If a dog barks his head off in a forest and no-one hears him,is he still a bad dog???

Poppy the Staffie says
We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions,hand signals,whistles,horns,clickers,beepers,scent ids,electromagnetic energy fields,and frisbee flight paths..but what do humans understand?